my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
That escalated quickly.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I WAS WAITING FOR THE WORDS “ESCALATED QUICKLY” AND THEN I REALIZED
Tumblr and Puns
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
suits are so great… they’re intuxicating
I thought it was… suitable
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
is that regina george