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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

dean-winchestersnipples:

forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT


I WAS WAITING FOR THE WORDS “ESCALATED QUICKLY” AND THEN I REALIZED

dean-winchestersnipples:

forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I WAS WAITING FOR THE WORDS “ESCALATED QUICKLY” AND THEN I REALIZED

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

indoorqueen:

is that regina george

indoorqueen:

is that regina george